Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(3) VIBRATOR.

(5) LINGERIE.

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

(3) XHAMSTER

(2) YOUPORN.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

(2) DILDO.

(1) XNXX

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

(4) CONDOM.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(1) STRAPON.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

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AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING